Kids Say the Darndest Things

Overhead in conversations with Gabriel recently:

Daddy: (After helping Gabriel in the bathroom) Gabriel, how come your underwear is on backwards?

Gabriel: Oh, I had a fight with Mommy.

Gabriel: Daddy, how old are you?

Daddy: Thirty-seven.

Gabriel: Whoa, that's a big number!

Gemma: (crying in her carseat in a parking lot)

Daddy: Oh, Gemma, Gemma, don't cry. (Moves to back seat, and starts speaking Cantonese.)

Gemma: (continues to cry)

Gabriel: Daddy, I don't think she likes Chinese.